You really couldn’t make this stuff up!

In The Guardian we have “one stipulation by senior commanders was that undercover officers should be married” and “Undercover police officers routinely adopted a tactic of “promiscuity” with the blessing of senior commanders”

So you just tell the missus, I’m going undercover for a while (to have a good shag) but, don’t worry, I will be back!

What ever would Andy Crawford’s missus have said in Dixon of Dock Green!