{"id":1171,"date":"2008-05-25T22:53:19","date_gmt":"2008-05-25T21:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/geoffjones.com\/2008\/05\/25\/lawd-im-anally-retentive\/"},"modified":"2008-05-25T22:53:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-25T21:53:19","slug":"lawd-im-anally-retentive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsite.geoffjones.com\/?p=1171","title":{"rendered":"Lawd I&#8217;m anally retentive :-("},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh dear according to this:-<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" width=\"350\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#eeeeee\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,Times,serif;\"><br \/>\n<strong>You Are in the Anal Stage of Development<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#ffffff\">\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\nAccording to Dr. Freud, you are stuck in the anal stage of development.<\/p>\n<p>If your parents didn&#8217;t discipline you enough as a young child, you may be messy, reckless, and defiant.<\/p>\n<p>If your parents disciplined you too severely as a young child, you may be uptight, stingy, and passive aggressive.<\/p>\n<p>No matter where you fall, you are likely to have a few problems with authority.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div>What Freudian Stage Are You In?<\/div>\n<p>But we all know Freud was wrong \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh dear according to this:- You Are in the Anal Stage of Development According to Dr. Freud, you are stuck in the anal stage of development. If your parents didn&#8217;t discipline you enough as a young child, you may be messy, reckless, and defiant. If your parents disciplined you too severely as a young child, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsite.geoffjones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsite.geoffjones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsite.geoffjones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsite.geoffjones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsite.geoffjones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/newsite.geoffjones.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newsite.geoffjones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsite.geoffjones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newsite.geoffjones.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}